Fedora didn’t think she loved any holiday as much as she loved April Fools Day. Sure it wasn’t that big of a holiday, but a day dedicated to pranking people? Yes please.
And this was her first April Fools Day in college. Sadly the people of Harvard didn’t seem too fond of April fools day, other than a few passing remarks and a bunch of people saying “if you prank me I can’t be held responsible for what happens to you,” Fedora didn’t see a single person celebrating.
But of course she stuck to the holiday, and went around pranking people. The first thing she did was to her roommate, Brandy, who will surely ask to switch roommates soon.
Fedora woke up early and took all the extra blankets in the room and proceed to layer them over Brandy carefully, then Fedora slipped back in bed and waited for Brandy’s alarm to go off. When it finally did, Brandy couldn’t hear it because of the layers of blankets so Fedora not so gently shook her screaming “It’s noon already, wake up!”
So of course Brandy, who was obsessed with being on time, attempted to jump from her bed but she couldn’t really due to the blankets so she promptly started screaming. Fedora laughed, this was better than she expected.
After videotaping a bit on her phone Fedora peeled of the blankets, grinning.
”What the hell!!” Brandy yelled, “I am so late!”
Fedora shrugged innocently, ”no you’re not, it’s just about time for you to wake up.”
Brandy looked at the clock, then back to Fedora, then at the Calendar.
“Are you serious?” Brandy said.
“April fools day is very serious,” Fedora said with a completely straight face.
“Ugh,” Brandy said, getting out of her bed, “I can't stand you.”
“Have a good day!” Fedora said, grinning. One prank down, a whole lot more to go.
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